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Category Archives: amusement
Vintage Onion
Representative George Santos: “My mother had an abortion when she was pregnant with me, and I vowed right then and there to make sure no other child suffered the same fate.”
Senator Rick Scott: “Abortion is healthcare, so Americans have no right to it.”
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito: “I don’t think of myself as a ‘politician,’ actually. But, yeah, these pills should definitely be banned, and I’ll do so at the first opportunity.”
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Could God be punishing Florida for its “anti-woke” policies? And for electing Ron DeSantis?
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2000 consecutive days at Disney?!
Does that cause the brain to implode or explode?
Yes, this is old but I found it odd enough to pass on, even at this late date.
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I’m not a fan of Andy Borowitz but
sometimes he’s on target.
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Hallelujah!
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I see a Nobel Prize here
Fox News is culturally illiterate
Sounds like fun
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He truly is a very stable genius
I would add to this insightful analysis that our brilliant leader has single handedly discovdered the virus’s weakness: it needs a living host and can only infect the living. His suggestion that we all take hydroxychloroquine and inject bleach strikes at this vital weakness and will succeed in curing us of the coronavirus (as well as all other ills). But President Trump gets no credit for this ingenious insight. What more proof do you need that it’s all a liberal plot to deprive him of an election victory in November?
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